Humor

Wiktor · Posted: Wed 18:37, 06 Feb 2008 Post subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzldrTOhAEE&NR=1

Monk · Posted: Wed 22:24, 06 Feb 2008 Post subject:

no to Wiki ja juz widze jakim bedziesz przykladnym ojcem.. hehe dobry motyw z pudrem Jezyk

trolu · Posted: Wed 12:48, 13 Feb 2008 Post subject:

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Polska wersja Jozina z Bazin Jezyk

ozzy · Posted: Wed 14:13, 13 Feb 2008 Post subject:

[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] drugi telefon jest najlepszy- fajnie kolesie podpuszczaj± tego biednego cz³owieka Jezyk

ozzy · Posted: Sun 22:23, 17 Feb 2008 Post subject:

Spotyka siê dwóch kumpli w knajpie. Wypili dwa literki , zamawiaj± trzeci , ale barman ich przeprasza , ¿e w³a¶nie zamykaj± knajpê . Wiêc jeden mówi do drugiego : - Zenek , to co robimy ? Przecie¿ jestem niedopity jaszcze.... - Mieciu chod¼ do mnie...Hyp !...Napijemy siê u mnie . Wiêc udali siê do Zenka . Zenek puka do drzwi , momentalnie siê otwieraj± , ¿ona podaje mu kapcie te¶ciowa gazetê i stawia na stole now± flaszkê , obydwie podsuwaj± go¶ciom miêkkie fotele i w³±czaj± telewizor. Mietek otworzy³ szeroko oczy ze zdziwienia i pyta : -Te Zenek Jak se to zrobi³e¶ ? - Widzisz Mieciu... Mia³em kiedy¶ pudelka ... - I co z tego ? - A no widzisz ...Przyszed³em kiedy¶ do domu zapity w trzy d..py ! ¯ona na mnie z mord± , te¶ciowa na mnie z mord± ...wiêc wzi±³em pudelka i ostrzyg³em do ³ysa ... - To du¿o nie zmienia... - Jak tam wolisz... Przyszed³em nastêpnym razem do domu zapity w trzy d..py! ¯ona na mnie z mord± , te¶ciowa tak¿e...Wiêc wzi±³em pudelka i ostrzyg³em na ³yso. Gdy trzeci raz do domu wróci³em pijany w trzy d..py , ¿ona na mnie z mord± , te¶ciowa na mnie z mord± wzi±³em pudelka i zar±ba³em no¿em kuchennym... - I co z tego ? - Te¶ciowa i ¿ona s± po drugim strzy¿eniu !!!

W akademiku w pokoju studenckim trwa impreza . Biesiadnicy raz po raz wznosz± toast :
-Za Edzia , ¿eby zda³ !
W pewnej chwili otwieraj± sie drzwi i wchodzi Edek.
-I co Edziu , zda³e¶ ?
- Zda³em tylko jednej nie przyjêli bo mia³a obit± szyjkê .

Wiktor · Posted: Fri 10:34, 29 Feb 2008 Post subject:

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trolu · Posted: Mon 19:13, 10 Mar 2008 Post subject:

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Oscypek · Posted: Sat 17:43, 22 Mar 2008 Post subject:

[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] pie¶ñ ludowa z dedykacj± dla Wikiego i Ozza Jezyk

trolu · Posted: Tue 17:51, 08 Apr 2008 Post subject:

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ozzy · Posted: Sat 7:25, 12 Apr 2008 Post subject:

it sicks!

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hahahaha Wesoly

Szczegolnie polecam fanom metalu Wesoly

ozzy · Posted: Thu 20:49, 24 Apr 2008 Post subject:

FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps
herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there
stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says,
'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked
in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she
gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob
the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he
say
anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to
credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position
to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her
legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an
accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun
said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But,
changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest
apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent,
the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the
church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.

It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you
might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are
walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a
Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the
Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's
gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii ,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina
Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I
want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A
small
rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do
nothing?'

The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on
the
rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5: A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able
to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got
the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?'
Replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,
after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top
of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of
the tree.

Moral of the story: Bull nuts might get you to the top, but it won't
keep you there..

Lesson 6: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so
cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he
was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the
frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how
warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all
warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passingcat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following
the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who nutss on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of nuts is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep nuts, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

THUS ENDS - The Five Minute Management Course

ozzy · Posted: Sun 11:27, 18 May 2008 Post subject:

Znacie to spojrzenie, które rzuca wam kobieta, kiedy ma dzik± ochotê na seks? ...Ja te¿ nie..

To jaki¶ cytat, gdzie¶ na niego natrafi³em ale zapomnialem kto to powiedzial

Oscypek · Posted: Sat 14:34, 14 Jun 2008 Post subject:

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ozzy · Posted: Sun 13:35, 15 Jun 2008 Post subject:

dobra stronka Mruga

Podoba mi siê bardzo postawa ja lirycznego w napisie 'za sranie przy sciezce przypierdole lopat±' - tak ma³o s³ów a tyle tre¶ci wyra¿aj±. Do tego wszystkiego cudowny blank verse i piêkna alliteracja - PRZY drodze, PRZYPIERDOLÊ.. Brawo dla tego pana, który to napisa³.

Monk · Posted: Mon 15:44, 16 Jun 2008 Post subject:

Oscypku ¶wietna stronka Mruga

hehe

ja bym tam doda³a jeszcze "don;t make a village" Jezyk

Oscypek · Posted: Mon 16:32, 16 Jun 2008 Post subject:

No te¿ mi sie podoba Wesoly

czaem warto czytaæ Pudelka Jezyk

Oscypek · Posted: Tue 16:03, 28 Oct 2008 Post subject:

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Ojciec Dyrektor · Posted: Tue 20:45, 28 Oct 2008 Post subject:

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twojtyp · Posted: Fri 10:59, 02 Jan 2015 Post subject:

Wpada grzybek w occie do żołądka, rozejrzał się, zobaczył wolne miejsce koło dwunastnicy, więc się położył i śpi.
Za chwilę wpada ogóreczek, zobaczył wolne miejsce koło grzybka, więc też się położył i usnął.
W chwilę potem śledzik w towarzystwie zimnych nóżek również wpadli, przytulili się do siebie i śpią.
Po chwili z wielkim chlupotem wlewa się seta wódki, rozejrzała się
mętnym wzrokiem i pyta:
- Co jest chłopaki? Tam na górze taka impreza, a wy się tu wylegujecie!? Wracamy!