Author	Message
twojtyp	Posted: Fri 10:59, 02 Jan 2015    Post subject: Wpada grzybek w occie do żołądka, rozejrzał się, zobaczył wolne miejsce koło dwunastnicy, więc się położył i śpi. Za chwilę wpada ogóreczek, zobaczył wolne miejsce koło grzybka, więc też się położył i usnął. W chwilę potem śledzik w towarzystwie zimnych nóżek również wpadli, przytulili się do siebie i śpią. Po chwili z wielkim chlupotem wlewa się seta wódki, rozejrzała się mętnym wzrokiem i pyta: - Co jest chłopaki? Tam na górze taka impreza, a wy się tu wylegujecie!? Wracamy!
Ojciec Dyrektor	Posted: Tue 20:45, 28 Oct 2008    Post subject: http://fun.noshit.pl/DIR-2008.10.27/fnp8.jpg
Oscypek	Posted: Tue 16:03, 28 Oct 2008    Post subject: http://www.joemonster.org/art/10065/Podanie_w_sprawie_pracy
Oscypek	Posted: Mon 16:32, 16 Jun 2008    Post subject: No te¿ mi sie podoba czaem warto czytaæ Pudelka
Monk	Posted: Mon 15:44, 16 Jun 2008    Post subject: Oscypku ¶wietna stronka hehe ja bym tam doda³a jeszcze "don;t make a village"
ozzy	Posted: Sun 13:35, 15 Jun 2008    Post subject: dobra stronka Podoba mi siê bardzo postawa ja lirycznego w napisie 'za sranie przy sciezce przypierdole lopat±' - tak ma³o s³ów a tyle tre¶ci wyra¿aj±. Do tego wszystkiego cudowny blank verse i piêkna alliteracja - PRZY drodze, PRZYPIERDOLÊ.. Brawo dla tego pana, który to napisa³.
Oscypek	Posted: Sat 14:34, 14 Jun 2008    Post subject: http://icemaiden.pinger.pl/
ozzy	Posted: Sun 11:27, 18 May 2008    Post subject: Znacie to spojrzenie, które rzuca wam kobieta, kiedy ma dzik± ochotê na seks? ...Ja te¿ nie.. To jaki¶ cytat, gdzie¶ na niego natrafi³em ale zapomnialem kto to powiedzial
ozzy	Posted: Thu 20:49, 24 Apr 2008    Post subject: FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.' Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. Lesson 4: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson 5: A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' Replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull nuts might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.. Lesson 6: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passingcat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who nutss on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of nuts is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep nuts, it's best to keep your mouth shut! THUS ENDS - The Five Minute Management Course
ozzy	Posted: Sat 7:25, 12 Apr 2008    Post subject: it sicks! http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=KBiUDSa0sPA&feature=related hahahaha Szczegolnie polecam fanom metalu
trolu	Posted: Tue 17:51, 08 Apr 2008    Post subject: http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=fijBUeqiW0g
Oscypek	Posted: Sat 17:43, 22 Mar 2008    Post subject: http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=81XzN60MpG0 pie¶ñ ludowa z dedykacj± dla Wikiego i Ozza
trolu	Posted: Mon 19:13, 10 Mar 2008    Post subject: http://mleczko.interia.pl/zdjecia/rysunki-kolorowe,10561/zdjecie,519702
Wiktor	Posted: Fri 10:34, 29 Feb 2008    Post subject: http://www.joemonster.org/filmy/7503/Masakryczny-kurs-angielskiego
ozzy	Posted: Sun 22:23, 17 Feb 2008    Post subject: Spotyka siê dwóch kumpli w knajpie. Wypili dwa literki , zamawiaj± trzeci , ale barman ich przeprasza , ¿e w³a¶nie zamykaj± knajpê . Wiêc jeden mówi do drugiego : - Zenek , to co robimy ? Przecie¿ jestem niedopity jaszcze.... - Mieciu chod¼ do mnie...Hyp !...Napijemy siê u mnie . Wiêc udali siê do Zenka . Zenek puka do drzwi , momentalnie siê otwieraj± , ¿ona podaje mu kapcie te¶ciowa gazetê i stawia na stole now± flaszkê , obydwie podsuwaj± go¶ciom miêkkie fotele i w³±czaj± telewizor. Mietek otworzy³ szeroko oczy ze zdziwienia i pyta : -Te Zenek Jak se to zrobi³e¶ ? - Widzisz Mieciu... Mia³em kiedy¶ pudelka ... - I co z tego ? - A no widzisz ...Przyszed³em kiedy¶ do domu zapity w trzy d..py ! ¯ona na mnie z mord± , te¶ciowa na mnie z mord± ...wiêc wzi±³em pudelka i ostrzyg³em do ³ysa ... - To du¿o nie zmienia... - Jak tam wolisz... Przyszed³em nastêpnym razem do domu zapity w trzy d..py! ¯ona na mnie z mord± , te¶ciowa tak¿e...Wiêc wzi±³em pudelka i ostrzyg³em na ³yso. Gdy trzeci raz do domu wróci³em pijany w trzy d..py , ¿ona na mnie z mord± , te¶ciowa na mnie z mord± wzi±³em pudelka i zar±ba³em no¿em kuchennym... - I co z tego ? - Te¶ciowa i ¿ona s± po drugim strzy¿eniu !!! W akademiku w pokoju studenckim trwa impreza . Biesiadnicy raz po raz wznosz± toast : -Za Edzia , ¿eby zda³ ! W pewnej chwili otwieraj± sie drzwi i wchodzi Edek. -I co Edziu , zda³e¶ ? - Zda³em tylko jednej nie przyjêli bo mia³a obit± szyjkê .
ozzy	Posted: Wed 14:13, 13 Feb 2008    Post subject: http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=1VY1y0o_tpw&feature=related drugi telefon jest najlepszy- fajnie kolesie podpuszczaj± tego biednego cz³owieka
trolu	Posted: Wed 12:48, 13 Feb 2008    Post subject: http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej4HnCgapFU&feature=related Polska wersja Jozina z Bazin
Monk	Posted: Wed 22:24, 06 Feb 2008    Post subject: no to Wiki ja juz widze jakim bedziesz przykladnym ojcem.. hehe dobry motyw z pudrem
Wiktor	Posted: Wed 18:37, 06 Feb 2008    Post subject: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzldrTOhAEE&NR=1
Karo	Posted: Sun 17:35, 03 Feb 2008    Post subject: PIERWSZA POMOC By³o to raz, kiedy jeden z panów doktorów na wyk³adzie chcia³ wykazaæ wy¿szo¶æ mê¿czyzn nad kobietami w temacie bycia ratownikiem medycznym. I zbulwersowa³a siê mi kole¿anka i mówi, ¿e siê nie zgadza, bo kobiety nawet lepsze s± ni¿ faceci. Pan doktor zadaje pytanie: - A jak zauwa¿y Pani, podczas wêdrówki w górach, stukilogramowego faceta ze z³aman± nog±, to co pani zrobi? (kole¿anka na oko kilogramów 50) Na co ona po chwili zastanowienia: - Jak to co? Zrobiê mu laskê. Sala parsknê³a, doktorek tak¿e, poplu³ siê biedaczysko tym, co mia³ w ustach akurat. A ona biedna przez pó³ godziny my¶la³a, co rzek³a i czemu nikomu nie skojarzy³o siê z kawa³kiem patyka, którym biedak móg³by siê podeprzeæ. by DJ_Skibi
Wiktor	Posted: Fri 0:59, 01 Feb 2008    Post subject: http://www.joemonster.org/filmy/6815/Cukierek-albo-sztuczka
mrifk	Posted: Sun 13:17, 27 Jan 2008    Post subject: http://gorillamask.net/lamour.shtml o mi³o¶ci "Weird Al" Yankovic - You Don't Love Me Anymore "Weird Al" Yankovic - One More Minute
mrifk	Posted: Sun 10:52, 20 Jan 2008    Post subject: Ožio z bažin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJhYevnP9rg aaaa! W³a¶nie siê zorientowa³em, ¿e k_asia ju¿ tym zapoda³a http://www.animacje.krzysiek.biz/?url=play&id=7499 Fajna reklama http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcQIwbvGRKU Fight for Kisses http://youtube.com/watch?v=LuSBCIV1zuQ Instrukcja obs³ugi dziecka
ozzy	Posted: Sat 16:50, 19 Jan 2008    Post subject: http://nakima10.wrzuta.pl/audio/7LomQjwIht/yasiu-kazik heh dobre
ozzy	Posted: Mon 22:13, 17 Dec 2007    Post subject: http://www.photopumpkin.com/photo-blog/finger-painting/ moze dzia³ nie ten ale sprawdzcie to

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